I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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