oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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