you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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