Just fell off a train. Bad.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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