So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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