i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she smelled like a LAN party
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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