The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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