im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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