Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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