Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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