Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
