It's Friday. Sex?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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