He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
did i just pee glitter
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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