He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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