Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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