Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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