I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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