its not stalking. its research.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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