i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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