would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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