She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize
