dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i've created a new STD.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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