I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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