She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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