big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I am mentally ready for anal.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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