I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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