im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I love having hate sex.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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