dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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