just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm drive I can fine osifer
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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