Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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