i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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