Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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