she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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