Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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