normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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