DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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