I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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