Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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