i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Boobs are out for the taking
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