Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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