I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I love you.
Bad choice
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