Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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