im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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