that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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