i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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