doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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