He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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