6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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