fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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