Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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